One Month.

I’m officially “Settled” into Tauranga life; I probably should resume my MMP and Buddy Miles projects that I’ve been putting off. 

It’s 26 February – one month, officially, since 26 January – when I landed in Auckland. 

And there’s not much to report. 

Except…

Except… this is the longest I’ve ever been from “home.” 

There’s not much else to say.

Except that I’m hearing from my Austin friends less than I thought.  Most of them aren’t on Skype; and the best times to contact people in the U.S. is the time I have to work, anyway.  I’ll be honest, I haven’t made many friends here.  Tauranga’s a lot like Williamsburg in that way; but it’s worth it to be in NZ. 

So if you’re in Austin, and you’re reading this, I really could use a little ring-ding tomorrow.  I’m “brianboyko” on Skype.  And if you’ve got a flip mini – a little Improv on YouTube wouldn’t hurt…

These are the photos Helen took with my 7D

These are Helen’s photos.  I didn’t take these.  I’m in a couple of ‘em.

Wild weekend in Welly

Finally.  It’s been near a month before I’ve seen someone who I could call a good old friend, rather than a new friend.  I was really looking forward to, and really

And what a wonderful weekend!  After getting off the plane (Tauranga and Wellington are about 7 hours by car – 1 hour by double-engine propeller plane) in Wellington Airport, we headed straight to a great Italian restaraunt in the center of the city, near Cuba St., and talked about how the year passed, about the McGillicuddies, (which is Helen’s video project) and about life.  We picked up tomorrow’s lunch, and I got her a housewarming gift of some Leffe Blonde – Helen’s favorite beer [a fact I found out from her father.]

We headed to her home after that, talking more about the McGillicuddy documentary (she showed me what she has so far), and traded some movies.

I also applied my geek cred knowledge and helped her set up her Internet connection and WiFi – she had been doing without until recently. 

She insisted on giving me her bed, she slept on the couch.  Felt guilty about that, but then she explained that if I slept on the couch, then she would feel guilty, and I’d feel guilty about making her feel guilty. 

The next day, we went out for Tex-Mex breakfast at “Sweet Mother’s Kitchen,” a wonderful place near the Green Party headquarters and the tri-pod statue you’ll see later in this post when I get to the pretty pictures. 

After that, we enjoyed a walk across the Wellington Harbour, through a craft market, and then Helen got a chance to use the Canon 7D. 

The 7D is one of my cameras, and by far the trickiest, both for stills and video.  I’m happy to lend it to her for both the McGillicuddies project and other projects, but it takes some getting used to. I walked around with her around Newtown, her suburb of Wellington, and let her take some pictures as we walked around, walking and talking, talking and walking, right up until we headed back to her place for packing, a lunch of coleslaw, and the regret of a visit far too short – Helen works Sundays, and I had a “work-mates day out” scheduled.  So I took the latest flight from Wellington to Tauranga, giving me less than 24 hours in Wellington – with Helen. 

(Some details of this trip have been omitted, but they were important bits.  But they’re not appropriate for a blog.  Maybe I’ll tell you someday.)

Sunday, I went to the group work outing, which turned out to be waterskiing and other related activities.  After a quick turn on a three-person banana boat, where I knock the 100-pound Hannah off simply because she was sitting behind me when I was bounced off, I was chosen (by random draw) to wakeboard. 

Wakeboarding is to waterskiing, what snowboarding is to snow-skiing. 

One problem.  The wakeboard will not fit my massive feet.  So I give up on that, and head to the waterskis. 

One quick tug and I go nowhere fast – my feet, once again, are too big to fit comfortably in the skis and they go flying.  

The next is the kneeboard, where you kneel on a boogie-board like thing – only when I kneel, my thighs and calves are so big that my knees get bent backwards and hurt like hell. 

That only leaves the “biscuit” – a type of innertubish wake-riding device meant for children.

It started off okay, but, stubbornly, I go through 30 seconds of desperately being dragged behind the boat before I let go.

Well, it just goes to prove, that contrary to mothers’ advice, there are simply some things that I can’t do. 

But there’s nothing that I can’t try.

Pictures to follow.

Wellington, or Springfield?  Wellington
This is a blurry, out of focus picture.  I’ll need to retake it with
a better camera, and a tripod, the colors are worth it. Wellington
Helen!!! Wellington
From Wellington
Wellington Harbour Wellington
From Wellington
From Wellington
GOLLUM!!! Wellington
Pidgeons in flight – startled by a bus tooting it’s horn.  Wellington
The tripod. Wellington
Helen with Halo. Wellington
From Wellington
From Wellington
From Wellington
From Wellington
Took this picture from the airplane window. Came out well. Wellington
Mt. Doom? Wellington
They nuked Whangerei! Ah, well, no one will miss it.  Wellington
From Wellington

This is the post you’ve been waiting for.

Pictures

Weird little car.  the photography of brian boyko
Weird little bug.  the photography of brian boyko
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Cow! the photography of brian boyko
Ostriches! the photography of brian boyko

Inadequate Signage

This morning, I got up, and it turns out two things I’ve been waiting for have arrived – the mirror for Wendy (my car) and my IRD (tax) number.

I can has paycheck? W00t!

I spent a couple of minutes out in the sun working on the car, got the mirror in place after a few missteps, so now I’m WoF (car inspection) ready. 

After that, Kelly and Melanie asked me if I wanted to head to the beach.  I went with ‘em.  Had a good time until Kelly got dizzy.  Very dizzy.  Worryingly dizzy.  She assured me she was fine, but she obviously wasn’t – she could barely stand, we had to help her back to the shore. 

When I got back, I watched the Opening Ceremonies for a few hours – loved the Canadian slam-poet, but I feel sad for whoever’s job it was to get that fourth pillar of the Olympic cauldron working.  Someone, somewhere, didn’t budget for redundant hydraulics. 

Afterwards, I did some googling for gay bars in Tauranga, (not that I hook up easily, but a gay bar’s just about the only place where it’s not an awkward question to ask if someone’s gay) and a place came up near where I worked.  I head down there.  Right address, but no signage whatsoever. 

I head in.  There’s disco lights going on, so I think I’ve got the right place.

I’m welcomed in, and I’m still not sure I’ve got the right place since there’s no signage. 

“Hello – uh, what is this place?”

Turns out, whatever gay bar used to be in Tauranga no longer exists, and the new tenants at the old address are a brothel. 

(Prostitution is legal in New Zealand.)

I left pretty quickly, pointing out that there really should be more signage. 

And yes, I know Mom reads this blog.  Hi, mom!

Not Bowling Alone

Something cool before I get to the pretty pictures.  First, the Otomotai pool is awesome… but the heating pump broke.  The pool temp was 23.5 degrees Celsius, which I knew was cold, despite not having any idea how to convert Celsius into Fahrenheit.  I’m pretty good with most metric system estimates – meters, liters and kilos. Temperature still eludes me.

So instead I went to the Baywave pool.  It’s a bit further – about a half an hour – and a bit more expensive – about twice the price of Otomotai (but still cheap, at about $4.50 US) But in exchange, you don’t just get a pool, there’s a lap pool, a wave pool, a kid’s pool, the wave pool has a hot water fountain (you can walk in) and a cold water fountain, and for extra fees (about $2.75) there are steam rooms, saunas, and a waterslide.

Yes.  Waterslide.  I’d take pictures, but first, it was too late in the day to actually do the waterslide, and second, I didn’t want to get my camera wet, so I didn’t bring it.  Maybe later.

Anyway, the last two days have been interesting.  I still miss my friends, but I seem to be making new ones.  Isreal, my roommate Ben’s friend, invited me via IM to go “bowling” with his church youth group. 

When I got there…

WTF???? the photography of brian boyko
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Well stocked goldfish fountain at the Bowls. the photography of brian boyko
Hello, little goldfish! the photography of brian boyko

Fun game, similar to bocce, but the balls are oblong and are designed to travel on a curved path, meaning you have to get both power and anticipate the curve – the less power, the more it curves… It’s interesting, but because of it’s cost ($500 for a set of 4 balls,) it’s typically an “old person” sport in NZ, and getting a real game going among young 18-24 year olds quickly devolved into chaos. 

Another friend is my next door neighbor, Kelly, who is insane, and in many ways, my opposite.  She’s extremely manic, goes days without eating… and today, I caught her literally out on the ledge ready to jump.

Don’t do it! the photography of brian boyko

She was fine – she assured me she could make the jump into the garden without hurting herself… I doubt it.

That’s actually weird – maybe it’s the fact that I’m next door to a crazy woman, but the “bowling alone” idea where people don’t really talk to or know the names of their neighbors – I find that it hasn’t yet it New Zealand in full force.  In fact, a neighbor here, is alot more like a roommate… except that when they move away, you don’t have to pay more rent for a couple of months.

Some random pics:

Graffiti mural in City Central, Tauranga the photography of brian boyko
Graffiti mural in City Central, Tauranga the photography of brian boyko
Remnants of my sunburn from climbing the Mount. the photography of brian boyko

And the adrenaline has run out.

Perfect timing, too.

Over the past two weeks, I’ve been running off of adrenaline.  And I’m starting a new job, new life, new friends, new country… and right now it’s 7:00pm, and I’m extremely worn out. 

It’s stress.  I’ve had it before – when I moved back to Austin.  All the symptoms are there – that run-down feeling combined with back pain and a sensitive left… er…

Maybe I shouldn’t blog about that. 

Or it could be a virus.  But I don’t think so. 

I’m a bit homesick, too.  I miss all you Austinites terribly.

But I’ve also been through this before.  I’ll manage.

I climbed a mountain today.

No, really. 

Was planning to head to Rotorua but my neighbor, student-nurse Kelly (along with her roommate, Melanie,) offered to go with me up to Mt. Manganui.  Figuring that Mt. Manganui with people was more fun than Rotorua alone, I went.

And got these pictures. 

And a sunburn.

From mt. manganui
From mt. manganui
From mt. manganui
From mt. manganui
From mt. manganui
From mt. manganui
From mt. manganui
From mt. manganui
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From mt. manganui
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From mt. manganui
From mt. manganui
From mt. manganui
A silver fern -  From mt. manganui
From mt. manganui
From mt. manganui
Proof I went to the top of mt. manganui
From mt. manganui
From mt. manganui
From mt. manganui
From mt. manganui
From mt. manganui
From mt. manganui
From mt. manganui
From mt. manganui
Yes.  There are sheep in New Zealand.  mt. manganui
I climbed this. - mt. manganui