Why did no one tell me?

I’m in LAX, and my flight, set to leave at 9:30, has been delayed to 11:30.  It’s now 3:20. 

So, I have some time to kill.  Just popping my head into the Koru club to ask them if there’s anyone I should contact because my connecting flight is delayed, they said, “no.”  I then made an offhand comment about how I wished I could afford business class so I could use the club.  They mentioned that they sold day passes for $55, which included free Internet, free food, shower facilities, toilets with the soft, absorbent toilet paper, nice seats, free computers for use if you don’t have your own, free games to play if you don’t have your own, and even an open bar.  An OPEN BAR. 

Since I normally spend about $55 between meals and Internet normally in LAX, I have to ask myself, why didn’t I know about this before?

Anyway, I’m torn between working on my book and playing Final Fantasy IV for my new Nintendo DS I got because, well, long waits in terminals are interminable, as is the flight I’m making (which is my 7th time across the Pacific, for those of you counting.)